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 10:52 | 6/Apr/2008 |
| Smile Please | |
| Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight.Teacher:What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally A...
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| 10:29 | 6/Apr/2008 |
| E-mails : How to forward properly | |
| A friend who is a computer expert received the following directly from a system administrator for a corporate system. It is anexcellent message that ABSOLUTELY applies to ALL of us who send e-mails.Do you really know how to forward e-mails? Most of us DO NOT know how. Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Doyou hate it?Every time you forw...
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| 10:12 | 6/Apr/2008 |
| Positive Attitude | |
| Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon: "I will choose my own bride!"Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates"s daughter."Son: "Well, in that case...ok"Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the ...
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| 10:08 | 6/Apr/2008 |
| George Bush & his intelligent ministers! | |
| While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea withAbdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they"re intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmoha...
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| 16:49 | 17/Mar/2008 |
| Live Today. Enjoy Today | |
| First I was dying to finish my high school and start college.And then I was dying to finish college & start working.Then I was dying to marry and have children.And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could go back to work.But then I was dying to retire.And now I am dying.And suddenly I realized I forgot to live.Please don"t let...
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| 16:34 | 17/Mar/2008 |
| Care - it makes a Difference (Charles Sc... | |
| The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don"t have to actually answer the questions. Just read this straight through, and you"ll get the point. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant. ...
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| 09:59 | 24/Feb/2008 |
| Leather bound Bible | |
| A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his gradua...
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| 01:47 | 19/Feb/2008 |
| For everything else there is... | |
| This is a true story about recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from l...
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| 01:43 | 19/Feb/2008 |
| Bill Gates, Microsoft & Customers | |
| Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less...
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| 01:38 | 19/Feb/2008 |
| Never lick envelopes | |
| A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days...
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| azaa g | 22:29 | 26/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (149)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Dreaming
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| Divorce letter |
| Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotte...
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| priyanshu | 10:24 | 2/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (38)
| City: Delhi
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| Conversation b/w Bush n Santa |
| Telephone in the White House rang. "Hello Mr. Bush," a heavily accentedvoice says. "This is Santa down in Ludhiana, Punjab. I am ringing to informyou that I am officially declaring war on you!""Well, Santa ," Bush replies, "This indeed is important news! Tell me, howbig is your army?""At this moment in time," says Santa after a moments calculation...
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| K Nagesh | 22:33 | 28/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (375)
| City: BANGALORE
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| JEEVAN TARANG |
| A Deferred Annuity Plan from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) that offers youLife Insurance Coverage right from day 1 of commencementy till your 100 years of age,Bonus on the full insured amount for the full Premium Payment Term (PPT) you have chosen that could be 10 or 15 or 20 years,Tax-free Annuity (Annual Payment) @ 5.5 % of the sum i...
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| PRAVIN KALA | 10:06 | 9/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (342)
| City: Aurangabad
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| Khubsoorat hain woh lubJo pyari baate karte hai,Khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat,Jo doosro ke chehro par bhi muskan saja de...Khubsoorat hai woh dil,Jo kisi ke dard ko samjhe,Jo kisi ke dard mein tadpe,Khubsoorat hai woh jazbat,Jo kisika ehsaas kare...Khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas,Jo kisi ke dard ke me dawa bane,Khubsoorat hai woh baate,Jo kisi ka dil na ...
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| BEST FRIEND | 23:12 | 4/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (284)
| City: Mumbai
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| The Way you feel |
| An excellent mail which I received in today.The way you feel As you go through this day, make an effort to notice one small, insignificant little frustration that you"d normally get upset about. Then do yourself a favour, and simply let it go. Experience, in that small way, the freedom of being in control of the way you feel. And realize that you c...
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