Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students

Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what
virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher:Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma"m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)